Sunday, May 31, 2015

Viper II: Return of the Viper

In the context of Sardinian bandits, revenge is a dish best served cold. At least, this is what our wonderful tour guide, Paola (better known as “the viper”) informed us as we rode the bus to the heart of the island for an overnight stay that included museums, shepherds, some incredible graffiti, and (last but not least) a mini-cruise around the gulf of Orosei.

Our first stop was the Museo Enografico Sardo, where we saw a plethora of beautiful costumes, jewelry, and textiles from different periods of Sardinian history as well as some mannequins that depicted the Mamothone. These eerily lifelike models were dressed from head to toe in black and even had their faces obscured by masks or charcoal, which had the added effect of making us unsure of whether or not one of them was actually a real person who would scare us all half to death at any second…

From the museum, we went to the beautiful Church of Solitude, which is where Sardinia’s most famous writer is buried, and walked around a bit before moving on to the main event of the day: lunch with the Shepherds. Here, we sat on logs and ate copious amounts of food, drank wine (which is rumored to be what makes Sardinians live so much longer than the average human) and enjoyed some song and dance with the shepherds as well as another even bigger group of surprisingly drunk and surprisingly old tourists.

From lunch we moved on to our abode for the night, which was situated in the mountains and took about a million narrow, windy, uphill turns to get to. We went on a hike and enjoyed the view from the highest point that we could get to, and arrived at dinner sweaty and ravenous. We ate rabbit (!) among other fantastic foods, and then went out on the deck and looked at the stars and all of the scenery- a great capper to a great day.


On Saturday, we spent the day on a “mini-cruise” of the Gulf of Orosei which included some incredible stops. The first of these was the cave of monk seals, which, contrary to its (rather misleading) name, hosted no seals but did make for an incredible detour. After spelunking, we went to two different yet equally beautiful beaches which were home to water that was so blue it looked like kool-aid. It made for a great day, and both the boat and bus rides back had a lot of satisfied, sunburnt, sleeping Americans.

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